did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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