Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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