things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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