ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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