I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
time to smoke my breakfast
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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