Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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