he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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