Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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