CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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