it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
now i know why i became what i already was.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
