my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Is this like a preordered booty call?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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