so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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