Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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