Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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