doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
So here I am, sexting at work.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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