We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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