Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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