you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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