me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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