Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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