she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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