So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I came so hard my ears popped.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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