it hurts more in the daytime
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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