is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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