So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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