Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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