So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
