i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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