She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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