if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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