I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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