i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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