forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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