You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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