there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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