They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.