Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC