Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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