I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
vagina is talking i cant
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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