she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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