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Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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