Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
