quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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