She's JV to your varsity
I just made out with a guy for $7.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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