They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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