I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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