How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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