I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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