i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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