Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
How naked do you want me to be?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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