So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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