he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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