I'm lost and stupid without you.
...so i touched it.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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