You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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