i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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