He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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