There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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