I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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